Tag: slackermom
member name: Andrea "slackermom" R.
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April 21, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
A funny thing happened today and somewhere in Springfield, there may be an octogenarian writing about it too. If only he knew the rest of the story.
I went to Wal-Mart. My usual greeter was working. . . .
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April 18, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
There is an ugly computer taking up space on my kitchen counter.
We went to Joplin on Wednesday to take my mother to lunch for her birthday and spend some time with her. Her long-time boyfriend had . . .
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April 19, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
Pile up debit and credit card receipts on the computer desk next to the monitor for two months. Don't worry about this because it's tax season and you're busy. Besides, you got your refund . . .
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June 15, 2008 07:06 PM EDT --
Last night we went through a drive-thru for a late dinner. I handed my son in the back seat his meal. I sat my husband's double cheeseburger in my lap so he could reach it. I left my single cheeseburger . . .
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September 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
I am Gathering to save my daughter's cat. You can help by leaving a LOL cat below in the comments so that I can get lots and lots of points with which to solve said cat's problem.
My daughter . . .
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March 08, 2008 09:56 PM EST --
Cast:
The Pot: Played by yours truly, aka Mom
The Kettle: Played by my motormouth daughter, aka Lexie
Striped Hair Guy: The stylist lucky enough to get assigned to the motormouth . . .
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March 13, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
Yesterday was the big day that my mother came to town. My mother needed to go to the scrapbook store and a few other craft supply stores while she was in town to get supplies to make the invitations, bouquets, . . .
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June 25, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
One of the stated reasons that I choose to home educate my children is so that they will be free to follow their dreams so it seems odd in retrospect that I have been shooting down a dream. I only meant . . .
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June 07, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
This was supposed to be a photo essay of the building of a shed in my back yard. The shed was originally supposed to take about two days. That was almost a month ago and it still isn't finished.
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June 12, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I thought I better publish my first ever Dabble before the end of Triple Points Week. Speaking of triple points, I meant to spend a lot more time Gathering this evening after the homeschool park day but . . .
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June 24, 2008 01:57 PM EDT --
Last year my kids entered some stuff in the fair. They each won a blue ribbon. Please see this article for more info:
Breaking News: Kids Win Despite Slacker Mom
Of course that means that this . . .
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March 15, 2009 07:52 PM EDT --
Well, that was easy. Or, was it?
My period is gone. I've been through menopause and didn't even notice until it was over.
No more bleeding three weeks out of four. No more PMS. No more swollen, . . .
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March 16, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
Last night I published a photo of my bare butt.
It was done in fun and not because I'm really upset about the downrater(s) that hit all ten pages of my images with one ratings. On the contrary, . . .
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August 05, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
July, fair time, was more stressful than the holidays. Last year, their first, the kids each won a blue ribbon. Emily won for a photo, a lucky shot of her brother, taken at the park. John won for a castle . . .
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April 22, 2008 02:41 PM EDT --
My apologies to the author of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie .
If you give a kid an African Violet, she's going to need to repot it.
So you buy a cheap clay flowerpot and tell her she can . . .
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June 09, 2008 06:48 PM EDT --
I've created a disaster in the kitchen.
Our kitchen has large windows on the west side so that the sun pours in them in the afternoon and early evening. The kitchen is a good ten degrees hotter . . .
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June 10, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
Some things never change.
On July 16, 2007 I published Dirty Children, a Photo Essay .
On May 14th, 2008 history repeated itself.
Eric and the kid next door. I wonder whose idea it . . .
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September 05, 2008 01:30 AM EDT --
Last summer I posted a photo essay about my kids' fair entries.
Breaking News: Kids Win Despite Slacker Mom
It only had seven photos attached to it, so here I present you with all 70 of . . .
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April 11, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
The Tampon Lady - published 1/7/08
My Wedding - A Funny Story, Really - published 12/30/07 on my wedding anniversary
Vomitous Bilge: It's What's for Dinner - published . . .
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July 28, 2008 12:02 PM EDT --
This is the cake I ended up entering in the black walnut baking contest. After experimenting with several cakes I entered this one without even tasting it because I was out of time. It must not have been . . .
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