Tag: vomitous bilge
member name: Andrea "slackermom" R.
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September 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
I am Gathering to save my daughter's cat. You can help by leaving a LOL cat below in the comments so that I can get lots and lots of points with which to solve said cat's problem.
My daughter . . .
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June 15, 2008 07:06 PM EDT --
Last night we went through a drive-thru for a late dinner. I handed my son in the back seat his meal. I sat my husband's double cheeseburger in my lap so he could reach it. I left my single cheeseburger . . .
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June 24, 2008 01:57 PM EDT --
Last year my kids entered some stuff in the fair. They each won a blue ribbon. Please see this article for more info:
Breaking News: Kids Win Despite Slacker Mom
Of course that means that this . . .
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March 08, 2008 09:56 PM EST --
Cast:
The Pot: Played by yours truly, aka Mom
The Kettle: Played by my motormouth daughter, aka Lexie
Striped Hair Guy: The stylist lucky enough to get assigned to the motormouth . . .
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August 05, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
July, fair time, was more stressful than the holidays. Last year, their first, the kids each won a blue ribbon. Emily won for a photo, a lucky shot of her brother, taken at the park. John won for a castle . . .
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March 15, 2009 07:52 PM EDT --
Well, that was easy. Or, was it?
My period is gone. I've been through menopause and didn't even notice until it was over.
No more bleeding three weeks out of four. No more PMS. No more swollen, . . .
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June 12, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I thought I better publish my first ever Dabble before the end of Triple Points Week. Speaking of triple points, I meant to spend a lot more time Gathering this evening after the homeschool park day but . . .
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March 16, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
Last night I published a photo of my bare butt.
It was done in fun and not because I'm really upset about the downrater(s) that hit all ten pages of my images with one ratings. On the contrary, . . .
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June 09, 2008 06:48 PM EDT --
I've created a disaster in the kitchen.
Our kitchen has large windows on the west side so that the sun pours in them in the afternoon and early evening. The kitchen is a good ten degrees hotter . . .
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August 08, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
While visiting the SQOTD™, I was overcome with an urge to set a hard, stale marshmallow Peep on fire.
So I did.
Had this been planned, I'd have wiped down the stove.
The Peep begins . . .
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November 05, 2008 11:11 AM EST --
I really want to write an article about my post-election feelings, but I can't seem to quit dancing today.
Maybe later.
For now, this will have to do.
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January 07, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
I used to work in a grey cubicle as a payroll clerk. Two cubes away from me sat the Tampon Lady.
I don't remember the Tampon Lady's name. I only remember how much I hated sharing work space . . .
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September 05, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Earlier this evening I was dropping Lexie off at Tween Town, a social activity for kids ages 8 to 12 at our library. I was sitting outside waiting for them to open the door and let her in before I left. . . .
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December 03, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
Our local homeschool group is doing a supply drive and fundraiser for our local humane society during the holiday season this year. I was thrilled that the charity chosen this year was the humane . . .
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December 14, 2008 01:43 PM EST --
At midnight tonight I will choose one or more winners, depending on how cranky I'm feeling and how many snarky comments I think I can leave.
In any case, winner(s) will be notified privately so . . .
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March 16, 2009 02:39 AM EDT --
People keep asking where I've been but when I tell them it seems they don't believe me so here I am, writing the article I meant to write weeks ago, and telling you all that, yes, this is really . . .
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January 31, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
I just checked in after watching a two hour LOST marathon and my local news to find a horrifying comment from Ina on one of my articles.
I left this on my thread, but I wanted to make sure you . . .
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November 01, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
The line to see Barack Obama speak at JFK Stadium tonight has stretched south down Grant Avenue to Sunshine Street.
People are beginning to park in the former Kmart parking lot — the same Bass Pro . . .
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July 28, 2008 12:02 PM EDT --
This is the cake I ended up entering in the black walnut baking contest. After experimenting with several cakes I entered this one without even tasting it because I was out of time. It must not have been . . .
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August 03, 2008 05:08 PM EDT --
I was just pinged regarding the absence of a photo essay of my own fair entries. Since I aim to please and I'm point whoring for a Kitchen Aid, I thought I'd oblige.
Let's start by saying . . .
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